Case file no. 001 · Opened MMXXVI

Who cut the cheese?

Somebody dealt it. You find out who.

A real fart rings out. Grandpa is "asleep". Little Bro is suddenly very interested in a bush. The dog looks innocent, which is exactly what a guilty dog would do. Listen, watch who moves first, and tap the culprit before the stink clears.

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free to play · ages 13+ · real fart sounds (sorry)

BUSTED!

Who Cut the Cheese? home screen: the family on the sofa

← the guilty sofa

Exhibit A · The usual suspects

Meet the family.

Nine suspects. All of them swear it wasn't them. Press the button, listen closely, then tap whoever dealt it.

Somebody's about to crack…

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Procedure

How to crack the case

Listen

A real fart plays. Every round it's a different one: squeaky, wet, a triple-decker. Hit replay if you missed it.

Watch for the tell

The culprit gives themselves away right as it happens. Everyone else reacts a beat later. Spot who moved first.

smirkblushwiggleinnocent whistleshifty eyes

Bust them

Tap the culprit for a BUSTED! Be quick for a time bonus, chain correct guesses for a streak. Guess wrong and you'll hear about it. "Excuse YOU?"

Exhibits B–G · The crime scenes

Six places to sniff out

Every level moves the family somewhere new, and they get sneakier: peeking from behind trees, ducking under sandcastles and slouching behind bus seats.

The living room level — EXHIBIT BThe living room

The backyard level — EXHIBIT CThe backyard

The campsite level — EXHIBIT DThe campsite

The supermarket level — EXHIBIT FThe supermarket

The school bus level — EXHIBIT GThe school bus

Detective's notes

It gets harder.

SubtlerTells shrink every level. By level 20 a smirk is barely a twitch.
SneakierMore of the family hide, peeking from behind trees, tents and checkout counters.
DecoysInnocent people sniff the air and pull faces. Was that a tell, or just the smell?
DistractionsA cat bolts across the screen. A beach ball bounces past. A paper plane sails down the bus.
FasterThe timer gets shorter, and in the last levels the tell only happens while the fart plays.

For grown-ups

Silly, cheeky, never mean.

Rated 13+ on the App Store for frequent, very mild crude humour. That's the farts.
Free to play with short ads, set to family-friendly, non-personalised ads only.
One optional purchase removes all ads for good, behind a grown-ups-only question.
No accounts, no chat, no social features. Progress stays on the device.

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